|baby:||d... d... d...|
|father:||...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!|
|baby:||d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT|
|baby:||*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*|
when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time
if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen